I blame David for this in its entirety! he is too BLAME!

IM BORED
BLA LA LALALA
WHY AM I SOOOOOO BVORED
i wonder what would happen if i suddenly turned into a crab
id probable wouldnt care, id just keep on doin whatwerver it was i was doing
and then id be like " wait why is doin this simple thing so hard now"
HOLY SHIT IM A CRAB
then id pannick for a bit
then be scared
then wonder how the fuck i was turned into a crab
my chain of thought would probably end in "fuck this crabs are fuckn cool"
then i would strut off and be king of the cfrabs with my superior inteligence
cause thats how i role
-Erpa said (9:47 AM):
CRAB BIATCHES
-Erpa said (10:23 AM):
well seeing as your not online yet
-Erpa said (10:24 AM):
ill continue my tale
my thoughts last night lead me to beleive that with my superior inteligence
and the power of my crab brethren
i could overthrow the human race
-Erpa said (10:25 AM):
and create the age of the crab, where human scoiety was ruled by drabs who intern where ruled by me
-Erpa said (10:27 AM):
thus making me the supreme ruler of the world
our world would be idealic and amazing
-Erpa said (10:28 AM):
and countless centruies would pass and human/crab development would bloom intoo a new space age, and i would be its founding farther
THE CRAB KING
-Erpa said (10:29 AM):
until the whales learnt of the civilisation
they would attack damaging our dwindiling natural recources
-Erpa said (10:30 AM):
the battle would lead too the sea, as too who would lead the humans
it would be bloody and dmaging but the crabs would be victorious in the end
and the golden age of the crabs would begin!

Also what happens after watching the crab scene in pirates of the CRABabien, then goin og the internets! WHOOO for me!