Action Plan...

Well cause I have nothing better too spend my time doing than write about random shit on this blog, I'm gonna rant some more cause ranting is always fun and talk about some mindless shit, that a first may seem interesting but in reality (he's a douche ain't he) it will not be.

So anyway, I'm pretty happy with life at the moment, it's pretty chill, calm and nice but then people go and fuck it all up for me by being fuck heads and deciding that running around slapping each other with towels, playing "sneaky balls", saying cunt every second word and generally not understanding that being above the age of ten means that the word fuck is no longer funny...

But yes people like that annoy me, spending prolonged periods of time with people like that also cannot be good for my mental health. thus spending two weeks with people like that has hurt me too say the least. Thus I have come up with an action plan.

I call it F.G.P.
FUCK THE GENERAL PUBLIC:

Step 1:
If someone is being a Douche hit them, HARD, i mean like really hard. (if you feel you have been wronged by someone for hitting you and if two other people agree with you, you may hit them, ONCE)

Step 2:
Once the general public live in fear of wrath, for committing transgressions that they didn't know about, step 2 will initiate. All hitting of people will stop, instead if some one is still being a douche whilst they still fear the pain of a strike, we will section them off from all other people.

They will live in a sectioned off area, and only be given foods of a brown colour to eat, they will then be forced to watch every educational video ever made.

Step 3:
Once the people withing the camp are brain dead and physiologically fucked up, we will use them as manual labor. then the camp will become a symbol of the new ruling powers and the gerneral fucking public will know not to be a complete fucked head all of the time.

Alas, this plan would require a substantial backing by the government and also for me to be elected most powerful ruler of the world.

But the Merritt still stands, if you fucking piss me off and act like complete retards that make the human race look like it may as well have not left the tree for that nice looking banana on the ground. then you will pay the price you retarded fuck.

just you wait till I'm ruler of this planet. (This is a work of partial fiction, choose what you believe with caution)