Blogging = not really happening...

So yeah this whole blogging thing kinda hit the shitter on, like day three, i cannot 1. be bored enough to do it 2. remember it exists and 3. care.
it seems that in all honesty i just dont care for the whole write out your thoughts so that others can bask in your almighty worldly knowledge. But alas i find my self doing it once again, winging for the sake of well... winging.

thus i have decided that today i would write about something (hopefully) more interesting. Books, look I know what your thinking "Book's, arnet they that outdated platform that words where transfered on before the internet" and sadly you would be right. Books are a dieing art, most of the time if someone wants there work published they just turn too the good old internets to do it, instead of getting turned down by a publisher.

Which brings me to my main point, most of what you find is written by a retarded goat, that may or may not be infact eating the keyboard rather than actually using it how it was made too be used. I mean half of the shit i find on the internet is either regurgitated from somewhere else or just plain old shit and i mean shit. this is the type of shit that would make some of the fanifics that exist out there look like masterpieces. but by far the worst part is the pure speed and ruthlessness that something is made old and used.

it works kinda like this, new funny thing appears, a few smart people find it funny they tell their friends then they tell everyone else, then the dumb people find it then they rape it, they use it till its mearly a disfigured mule, till it cant be recognized anymore because its butt hole is larger than its mouth.

thus it is rendered no longer funny by the smart people, and as such the dumb just keep coming back to it until the smart ones find something else to distract them from this vicious cycle of distruction that they are part of.

But alas its the internet where quality control are sernonomous with fuck off and its a free world, but while yes i agree that it is free and yes its your choice what you post, it still makes my head hurt when meme's and funny pics are used with such a frequency, and such abandon that all in all they have lost all meaning and context. I once heard some one say "goddamn it leroy" instead of plain old "goddam it", that is not what it means nor how it should be used.

Thus whilst i like the internet i feel that the book, in its content will always be far superior, if only becasue of quality control and the fact that joe general public cant come in and dick the place up with his decision that this book would be funny with some more penis's.

So therefor, if you want too escape this cycle of fuck off retardation, then read a book and dont fucking succumb to the internets temptations of hahahahahaha, thats funny know ill tell everyone just how funny and hilerious this is...

Stop the stupids and kill the cancer, is it really that hard...
Evidently it is.